Instead of, “Take me to your leader,” I think the first thing aliens would say is, “Can I use your bathroom?”
Klaatu offers a gift in exchange for restroom privileges. There aren't a lot of pit stops in space.
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Alternately, they could go Talking Heads and start singing Take Me to the River. You never know.
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