2.27.2015 I wasn’t worried about caloric intake until I found out it’s actually not part of a car engine. Background image deriv. of Ahmad Ziyad Maricar, http://www.flickr.com/photos/88758808@N00/527844080/ More funny random thoughts: cars dieting engines food Add Comment »
2.26.2015 “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I will never trust another human being again.” -Cats More funny random thoughts: cats getting tricked humans lies pets shame trust Add Comment »
2.25.2015 A Subway subway is an underground train that takes you to a sandwich shop. Background image deriv. of Matthew Rutledge, https://www.flickr.com/photos/rutlo/3164514287/in/gallery-mattimattila-72157625636640685/ More funny random thoughts: fast food food restaurants sandwiches subways trains Add Comment »
2.24.2015 If I were a hay farmer, I would tell so many hey! hay! jokes that the other farmers would kill me. More funny random thoughts: farming hay jokes murder Add Comment »
2.19.2015 Solar flares are funnier if you think of them as star farts. More funny random thoughts: astronomy gas solar flares space stars Add Comment »
2.17.2015 Modern cowboys are fake. Real cowboys have the chest and head of a boy attached to the body and legs of a cow. More funny random thoughts: cowboys cows monsters mutants Add Comment »
2.13.2015 Your secret stash of candy is not as secret as you think. Also, it is now smaller than you think. Background image deriv. of normanack, https://www.flickr.com/photos/29278394@N00/59538977/ More funny random thoughts: candy food secrets stashes Add Comment »
2.11.2015 Light a birthday cake on fire, everyone sings. Light garbage on fire, nobody sings. Conclusion: people like garbage more than cake. Background image by Tela Chhe, https://www.flickr.com/photos/telachhe/2956539243/ More funny random thoughts: birthdays fire garbage singing Add Comment »
2.10.2015 Convertible cars are just fancy tents on wheels. More funny random thoughts: camping cars tents Add Comment »
2.4.2015 Organic and high in fiber, nutrients and natural bacteria: the new superfood is bull crap. More funny random thoughts: antioxidants bacteria dieting fiber food health nutrition organic food Add Comment »