I wasn’t worried about caloric intake until I found out it’s actually not part of a car engine.
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Dan of the Day Archive - 2/2015
2.26.2015
“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I will never trust another human being again.” -Cats
2.25.2015
A Subway subway is an underground train that takes you to a sandwich shop.
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2.24.2015
If I were a hay farmer, I would tell so many hey! hay! jokes that the other farmers would kill me.
2.19.2015
Solar flares are funnier if you think of them as star farts.
2.17.2015
Modern cowboys are fake. Real cowboys have the chest and head of a boy attached to the body and legs of a cow.
2.13.2015
Your secret stash of candy is not as secret as you think. Also, it is now smaller than you think.
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2.11.2015
Light a birthday cake on fire, everyone sings. Light garbage on fire, nobody sings. Conclusion: people like garbage more than cake.
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2.10.2015
Convertible cars are just fancy tents on wheels.
2.4.2015
Organic and high in fiber, nutrients and natural bacteria: the new superfood is bull crap.
