When people say, “Down the hatch!” before taking a drink, you have to wonder about their internal anatomy.
Background image by Vinod Shankar, https://www.flickr.com/photos/shankarvinod/7920558736/
Cut them to death, hang stuff on their limbs, put them in your front rooms as undead totems and call them Tannenbaum.
(Yes, resurrecting an oldie on this one. But the image is new!)
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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