When people say, “Down the hatch!” before taking a drink, you have to wonder about their internal anatomy.
Background image by Vinod Shankar, https://www.flickr.com/photos/shankarvinod/7920558736/
Dan of the Day Archive - 12/2014
12.18.2014
Cut them to death, hang stuff on their limbs, put them in your front rooms as undead totems and call them Tannenbaum.
(Yes, resurrecting an oldie on this one. But the image is new!)
12.17.2014
Why are French people always telling us, “Say lahvee”? You say lahvee, Frenchie.
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12.15.2014
12.5.2014
The mall food court: a place where you can sit and judge people for their eating choices.
12.4.2014
Just remember, struggling artists: there are painting elephants who are more successful than you.
12.2.2014
Here’s human empathy for you: Things die all over our windshields and we’re like, “Man, I just washed this!”
