10.31.2014 The nice thing about Halloween is you can convince people that all the cobwebs around your porch are actually a decoration. More funny random thoughts: cleanliness cobwebs decorations Halloween holidays messes spiders Add Comment »
10.30.2014 I hate it when people take me for granite. I am not a statue. More funny random thoughts: English granite rocks statues stones typos Add Comment »
10.29.2014 You ever see the Addams Family movie, when they play Wake the Dead? I think that’s what my kids are doing at 7 AM every Saturday. More funny random thoughts: death kids sleep Add Comment »
10.28.2014 Nevermore? Real ravens never quoth anything except squawk! squawk! squawk! Background image by Luz Adriana Villa, https://www.flickr.com/photos/luchilu/677786684/ More funny random thoughts: birds Edgar Allan Poe Halloween noise poetry ravens Add Comment »
10.25.2014 Really, Google? Those are your suggestions? More funny random thoughts: Google search suggestions Add Comment »
10.24.2014 We have a bribery problem around here. No one seems to think I’m important enough to bribe. More funny random thoughts: bribery crime money morality problems Add Comment »
10.23.2014 To really annoy your Spanish teacher, ask, in all seriousness, “When is Cinco de Mayo this year?” More funny random thoughts: holidays languages Mexico school Spanish teaching Add Comment »
10.22.2014 “To the Victor go the spoils,” I say as I mail my rotten leftovers to some dude named Victor. More funny random thoughts: food leftovers mail treasure winning Add Comment »
10.21.2014 “Dispense with the pleasantries,” she says. Okay. So now I’m a pleasantry dispenser. More funny random thoughts: conversation pleasantries small talk Add Comment »
10.10.2014 4% of all statitsics contain a typo. More funny random thoughts: math spelling statistics typos Add Comment »