When people say, “Holla!” I do. Then they stare at me, so I holla louder. Pretty soon they go away.
Dan of the Day Archive - 9/2014
9.23.2014
If a guy takes a pregnancy test and it comes back positive, what exactly does that mean? Asking for a friend.
9.22.2014
Being raised in a barn is actually a status symbol for a horse.
9.19.2014
If you work in a restaurant, you never want to be on soda duty because you’re always grasping for straws.
hop9.18.2014
This is reality TV, right? And Scotland is voting itself off the island?
9.17.2014
Things would’ve been a lot different in the 90s if MC Hammer had been an Irish guy named McHammer.
9.16.2014
If you are your own worst enemy, then the enemy of your enemy is your enemy.
9.12.2014
Poker is not a serious sport. They don’t even let you bring a revolver anymore.
9.11.2014
Geese draw the letter V like a drunk kindergartner.
9.10.2014
Why are some women so ungrateful when you give them a nice bouquet of fresh, live, organic snakes?
