9.24.2014 When people say, “Holla!” I do. Then they stare at me, so I holla louder. Pretty soon they go away. More funny random thoughts: awkwardness English holla shouting slang Add Comment »
9.23.2014 If a guy takes a pregnancy test and it comes back positive, what exactly does that mean? Asking for a friend. More funny random thoughts: gender medical science pregnancy Add Comment »
9.22.2014 Being raised in a barn is actually a status symbol for a horse. More funny random thoughts: barns farming horses status Add Comment »
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9.18.2014 This is reality TV, right? And Scotland is voting itself off the island? More funny random thoughts: politics Scotland TV voting Add Comment »
9.17.2014 Things would’ve been a lot different in the 90s if MC Hammer had been an Irish guy named McHammer. More funny random thoughts: culture Ireland MC Hammer music the 90s Add Comment »
9.16.2014 If you are your own worst enemy, then the enemy of your enemy is your enemy. More funny random thoughts: enemies wisdom Add Comment »
9.12.2014 Poker is not a serious sport. They don’t even let you bring a revolver anymore. More funny random thoughts: games guns poker revolvers seriousness sports Add Comment »
9.11.2014 Geese draw the letter V like a drunk kindergartner. More funny random thoughts: alcohol alphabet birds drinking geese kids nature wildlife writing Add Comment »
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