Even with pumped-up kicks, it’s pretty hard to run.
Dan of the Day Archive - 8/2014
New idea: the ice cup challenge, in whichof ice water and then send me 100 bucks.
Never trust. Thin people are murderous and will probably try to poison you.
Define success in your own terms, because you may never havethan eating that entire can of Cheez Whiz at once.
Never buy a brown vehicle. Brown cars are never fast,and never taste like chocolate.
If, I hope they don’t speak Portuguese. I can’t understand even a little Portuguese.
Prison would be better if it wasn’t full ofand the food was really good and you could come and go whenever you wanted.
Invisibility shields are real. How else do you explain my entire sheet cake?