When people say, “is the worst decision I ever made,” I agree. It would have been better if they had died.
Dan of the Day Archive - 7/2014
Dirigible plums should float away when you throw them at someone’s face, right? Because maybe those were
– There’s a difference between lay and lie: You lay a book down. You lie if you’re a politician.
TV is so fake. There is no wayis that dumb in real life.
If Captain Obvious were a real superhero, you’ve gotta know he would say, “Obvious!” at least 50 times a day.
Even more difficult thanor skydiving is earth diving. Mostly you lie on the ground and see how low you can go.
Technically speaking, the song should say, “From where did you come,?”
New food idea: peasStill working out the details.
Why can’t people just accept me for who I am:with an arm growing out of my forehead?
I’m still trying to find Sam Hill. I need to figure outin my life.