If I had a kid named Nicholas, I would call for him like the yodeler in those old Ricola commercials: “Neeeecholaaaaaas!”
Dan of the Day Archive - 6/2014
6.25.2014
Why don’t people believe you when you tell them aiding and abetting is only a crime on TV, and you really need to borrow their car?
6.6.2014
I think more commuters would be willing to ride a donkey to work if they knew how often people make fun of their Ford Focus.
6.5.2014
If your dog is smarter than my honor student, I hope you’re saving for college.
6.4.2014
Yoga would be a lot more popular if it didn’t require so much ritual animal sacrifice. Then again, maybe this isn’t a yoga class.
6.3.2014
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. I’m talking heart disease, here.
