Comedians who take credit for others’ work are shameless. The least you could do is acknowledge me for inventing
Dan of the Day Archive - 2/2014
Rocks aren’t very good pets because if you throw them at someone you can get in a lot of trouble. Never had that
need real winter events like snow shoveling and windshield scraping. Also, they need to be at my house every time it snows.
There’s a farm outside my city that breeds miniature cattle. And now you know wherecomes from.
The best thing inThe second best is using cruise control on a straight road and putting your hands and feet in the air.
Whenever people say things like @^#$&*!how to pronounce it.
Until youin another man’s shoes, you won’t know for sure if you got away with stealing them.
Instead of a CD player, what cars need now is a bigger slot that dispenseswhen you press the eject button.
Why do people need electric can openers? Just do it the old fashioned way and