Supervillain advice: When youdon’t say things like, “Nothing can stop it now!” Your plan will be stopped every time.
Dan of the Day Archive - 1/2014
All the best business meetings end with someone saying,so let it be done.”
Maybe the eye in The Lord of the Rings was just a signal light and the tower was for
What’sis good for the gander. Except hormone pills. You have to be careful with hormone pills.
Clams would probably have a lot more friends if they weren’tall the time.
At what point are you too old to be callingBooger King?
The amazing thing aboutis not his phenomenal riches but his ability to dive into solid gold coins without being hurt.
doesn’t mean you have to let everyone know you have cauliflower in your pocket.
I always laugh when people say, “Another day, another dollar,” becauseas much as them.
I can’t learn how to twerk – I just barely learned