Christmas is over and I completely forgot to don me now my gay apparel and troll the ancient Yuletide carol.
Dan of the Day Archive - 12/2013
12.19.2013
Wander into a house at night, trash the place, and pass out in a weird position. The next morning, tell them you’re the Elf on the Shelf.
12.18.2013
It’s always hard to decide whether to go home for the holidays or stay with Harry at Hogwarts.
Zombies Love Pizza Book Giveaway
December 17th, 2013
Enter my 48-hour book giveaway on Goodreads!
Goodreads Book Giveaway
Zombies Love Pizza
by Dan Florence
Goodreads Book Giveaway
Zombies Love Pizza
by Dan Florence
Giveaway ends December 19, 2013.
See the giveaway details
at Goodreads.
12.12.2013
The secret to combating laziness is
12.11.2013
Nachos are tiny animals drowning in cheese. “I’ll save you, little guys!” But who will save them from me?
12.10.2013
Apparently what Gene Kelly did in Singin’ in the Rain was not pole dancing. Anyway, I hope I can get a refund for this pole dancing class.
Announcing my new book!
December 9th, 2013
12.6.2013
If you ever saw Rudolph’s nose, you would even say it glows. But if you’ve never seen it, I guess you can say whatever you want.
