Sometimes when I write a thought the day before posting it,
Dan of the Day Archive - 11/2013
I sort of forgotbut it’s all coming back to me now.
Thanks a lot, Volkswagen. Now I can’tanymore.
I love Cheetos, butis fake. No one who eats that many of those things is that skinny and fast.
If you were a chicken you would never have to borrow
Why do people say,with a ten-foot pole”? Of course you wouldn’t. People don’t go around touching things with poles.
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out ofCDs.
Your chances of getting in a car crash increase by 18,000X if you drive with your eyes closed.
says, “Yip, yip,” in case you were wondering.
False. You can use a sword to write anything you want with the blood of your slain enemies.