Sometimes when I write a thought the day before posting it, it’s not even funny.
Dan of the Day Archive - 11/2013
11.26.2013
I sort of forgot about Celine Dion, but it’s all coming back to me now.
11.22.2013
Thanks a lot, Volkswagen. Now I can’t play slug bug anymore.
11.21.2013
I love Cheetos, but Chester Cheetah is fake. No one who eats that many of those things is that skinny and fast.
11.20.2013
If you were a chicken you would never have to borrow an egg from your neighbor.
11.19.2013
Why do people say, “I wouldn’t touch that with a ten-foot pole”? Of course you wouldn’t. People don’t go around touching things with poles.
11.14.2013
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out of AOL free trial CDs.
11.13.2013
True fact: Your chances of getting in a car crash increase by 18,000X if you drive with your eyes closed.
11.12.2013
The fox says, “Yip, yip,” in case you were wondering.
11.7.2013
“The pen is mightier than the sword.” False. You can use a sword to write anything you want with the blood of your slain enemies.
