Maybe hippies put flowers in the barrels of guns because they didn’t like flowers and
Dan of the Day Archive - 10/2013 - page 2
Apparentlyneeds a new serpentine belt. How do snakes even wear a belt?
We used to adjust the rabbit ears toNow we have to make burnt offerings to the network gods. Is why I burned those Cheetos.
If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and Robert Pattinson is my enemy, then why don’t
“Pets must be on a leash.”“No alligators allowed.” I’m starting to think these rules were written just to target me and my smoking alligator.
The more time you spend around them, the more you come to realize that
in my twenty-two years on this earth, it’s that it’s okay to lie about your age.
Climbing trees is more fun when you’re a carefree kid and you don’t have to worry about things like falling orby the FBI.