Floors are just lazy walls.
Dan of the Day Archive - 10/2013
10.30.2013
Do you ever wish you had two mouths so you could eat a sandwich and play the bagpipes at the same time?
10.29.2013
White boys don’t play that funky music when you tell them to.
10.25.2013
It’s kind of sad when you write a great new joke and then realize you already have one about living in an elevator.
10.24.2013
Shouldn’t polish and Polish have the same pronunciation? For all the Polack jokes, at least they know how to spell phonetically.
10.23.2013
I’ve taken many looks in many books but I have yet to find a reading rainbow.
10.22.2013
The great thing about Halloween is that you can put a graveyard in front of your house and everyone thinks it’s a decoration.
10.18.2013
If all the world’s a stage, I’m glad I didn’t pay anything to see such crappy acting.
10.17.2013
Question for you hunters out there – I know I need a hunting license, but do I need a tag to shoot a unicorn?
10.16.2013
If you plant bushes to keep your neighbors’ balloons out of your yard, technically that’s a hedge against inflation.
