Floors are just
Dan of the Day Archive - 10/2013
Do you ever wish you had two mouths so you could eat a sandwich andat the same time?
don’t play that funky music when you tell them to.
It’s kind of sad when you write a great new joke and then realize you already have one about
Shouldn’t polish and Polish have the sameFor all the Polack jokes, at least they know how to spell phonetically.
I’ve taken many looks in many books but I have yet to find
The great thing about Halloween is that you can putin front of your house and everyone thinks it’s a decoration.
If all the world’s a stage, I’m glad I didn’t pay anything to see
Question for you hunters out there – I know I need a hunting license, but do I need a tag to shoot
If you plant bushes to keepout of your yard, technically that’s a hedge against inflation.