People who play loud, annoying music should be isolated in a room for a week listening to
Dan of the Day Archive - 9/2013
Why is it that if a man cries, people sayAlso, how do you remove waterproof mascara? Asking for a friend…
Which is worse, Bennifer Batman, orBatman?
Why do people thinkWhy do all of you, why does EVERYONE think I’m paranoid?
I’ll bet real pirates are glad when Talk Like a Pirate Day is over so they don’t have to hear any more
Life would be a lot simpler if my phone had an app for sendingto people.
is basically just a decorative noose.
People don’t like it whenin their toilet.
Unless you’re over 400 lbs, I don’t think you should be allowed to say you’reof anything.
So I guess squirrels aren’t very good at being