In Spanish, the ending “-ita” means “little”. For example, “carnitas,” which means “little
Dan of the Day Archive - 8/2013
Sometimesthey look like their faces just got smashed together.
Confession: As a kid, I couldn’t understand why people in the song Home on the Rangeby the word “seldom”.
I hope actuaries neverbecause then we’ll have to figure out what an actuary even does.
An easygoing flame can beif you just take the time to learn its surefire ways.
If I ever had to jump out ofthat was flying in the sky, I would totally grab a jellyfish as a parachute.
Superman has his Fortress of Solitude. The rest of us are lucky if we getin the bathroom.
You may have noticed I haven’t been posting a daily thoughtlately. I’ve decided Monday doesn’t count as a day.
What if cats aren’t saying meow at all, and they’reCommunists talking about Chairman Mao?
carpe diem: seize the day
carp dime: ten cents in fish money