Hell is illuminated by
Dan of the Day Archive - 7/2013
Apparentlyto growing the Dan of the Day mailing list is to not actually send out any emails.
Why are so many people gored by bulls, but almost no one is
Optimist: “The glass is half full.”
Pessimist: “The glass is half empty.”
Me: “Whodrank out of my cup?”
You don’t have to clean out your fridge until yourtells you it’s time.
Isn’t restless leg syndrome just people who subconsciously really want to be
Why doalways talk about pimps and Cheerios?
are just sad hamburgers.
I want to write a joke about Larry King, but he’lland then I’ll look like a jerk.