Rainbows are actually cloud puke.
Dan of the Day Archive - 5/2013
Why are some people so nice tobut so mean to other guys who come and take stuff out of their mailbox?
Does white really stick on rice? It seems much more likely that rice is, in fact,
Most of the world’s drought problems would probably be solved if Adele would just stop setting fire to
Never agree to arm wrestle a giant, because man, do they get angry
People come quicklybut leave quickly when you keep screaming. Screaming is fun.
I’ll betcould make a kickin’ jazz album.
What is itthat makes them such a poor underarm deodorant?
What’s more rude? Spitting on someone’s floor, or not havingwhere a dude might feel like spitting?
Every day, write, “Be awesome,” on your to do list. That way you always have at least one thingas done every night.