Dan of the Day Archive - 4/2013
At some point you have to admit your wifeon a firefighter and that’s why she keeps burning down the house.
I’ve been doing Dan of the Day for four years. It seems like someone should
Sometimes the best way tois to give them a solid roundhouse kick to the face.
If you’re ever asked to explain a gap in your employment history, just say youfor Horcruxes.
When I say,to hear that,” I mean I’m literally sorry you complained and I had to hear it.
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If you know the difference between “than” and “then,” than I guess you’re just
New product idea: Burger-shaped robot that assists you with everything.Helper.
For how good they smell, you’d think scented candles wouldthan they do.