Kids who ask for a pony are so spoiled. When I was a child the only pet I ever had was a
Dan of the Day Archive - 2/2013
I love to hear a piece of juicy gossip as much as the next girl. However, also like the next girl, I hate when gossip is being spread about me!
I have a family member with whom I feel thinks everything is just news to be passed along to other relatives and friends. I really don’t appreciate the details of my life, whether sordid or boring, being published abroad without my approval.
On the other hand, when this relative has gossip about others I’m all ears.
Yes, Dan of the Day, I’m aware that I am being hypocritical in this matter. I want to hear the latest gossip from this relative without her turning around and gossiping about me. If I say something to her about her gossiping ways she may stop filling me in on the details from the lives of others! So my question for you is: How can I have my cake and eat it too?
Thanks to the modern keyboard, I often type “food” instead of “good”: Food to know.Sounds food. Pretty accurate, really.
What’s the point of parades? If youwalk by you can just go to Walmart.
When you drive past someone who’s jogging, slow down andsomewhere.
Choose friends that would run through a brick wall for you. Thenyou know, brick wall.
there’s a way. Or possibly a dead person, depending on the kind of will we’re talking about.
What does it say about our culture that our two favoriteare bears and worms?
When people say,I always want to say, “Never say, ‘Never say never.'”
The world isit’s smelly, slimy and will disappoint you when you realize there’s nothing of value in it.