I am of the opinion that cheeseburgers should not be sold in liquid form.
Dan of the Day Archive - 1/2013
Dan of the Day Book?
January 31st, 2013I’m thinking of compiling a Dan of the Day thoughts book. Somebody talk me out of this.
1.30.2013
Ethics dilemma: Are you obligated to report it to the police if you witness a crime being committed by a cat?
1.29.2013
I am completely sane. Just ask that bush over there.
1.28.2013
The CIA doesn’t need waterboarding anymore. Now they’ve got several seasons of Glee at their disposal.
1.25.2013
So, memory foam. Who wants a mattress that remembers everything? “You farted in your sleep last night.” No thanks.
1.24.2013
Sometimes you just have to admit you’re not going to get anything else done today. And sometimes this happens while you’re still in bed.
1.23.2013
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say, “If I had a dime…” I would throw it at them violently.
1.22.2013
If we would just stop judging and let horses into bowling alleys, maybe they would turn out to be pretty good bowlers.
1.21.2013
Any day when you get to prove that someone is an idiot is a day worth living.
