I am of the opinion that cheeseburgers should not be sold in liquid form.
Dan of the Day Archive - 1/2013
I’m thinking of compiling a Dan of the Day thoughts book. Somebody talk me out of this.
Ethics dilemma: Are you obligated to report it to the police if you witness a
I am completely sane. Justover there.
The CIA doesn’t need waterboarding anymore. Now they’ve got severalat their disposal.
So, memory foam. Who wants a mattress that remembers everything? “in your sleep last night.” No thanks.
Sometimes you just have to admit you’reAnd sometimes this happens while you’re still in bed.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say, “If I had a dime…” I would
If we would just stop judging and let horses into bowling alleys, maybe they would
Any day when you get to prove thatis a day worth living.