Christmas is over and I completely forgot to don me now my gay apparelthe ancient Yuletide carol.
Dan of the Day Archive - 2013
Wander into a house at night,and pass out in a weird position. The next morning, tell them you’re the Elf on the Shelf.
It’s always hard to decide whether to go home for the holidays or
animals drowning in cheese. “I’ll save you, little guys!” But who will save them from me?
Apparently what Gene Kelly did in Singin’ in the Rain wasAnyway, I hope I can get a refund for this pole dancing class.
If you ever saw Rudolph’s nose, you would even sayBut if you’ve never seen it, I guess you can say whatever you want.
Sometimes when I write a thought the day before posting it,