Sometimes I wish people weren’t so dumb, but then who would watch
Dan of the Day Archive - 11/2012 - page 2
If you’re down, just remember what makes all the tough times and hard work worthwhile:
How to save the orangutans:
1) Teach them
2) Make millions off hockey league. 3) Buy lots of duct tape. Duct tape fixes anything.
If I were Quasimodo I would predict the future all the time and say,
I’m sick of people pushing their moral standards on me. I don’t care what they say,if I want to.
I would like to encourage everyone, whether you’re planning onor not, to get out and vote for the same people as me.
Spring forward, fall back.in which case you don’t spring at all and you fall forward.
The nice thing about my Dan of the Day email list is I always find out when complete strangers are
Medical studies havedoes not cause hyperactivity in children. Medical studies are full of crap.