If you ever see a dog sitting in the catbird seat, put him in
Dan of the Day Archive - 11/2012
I was really excited about 3D printers until I found out they can’t make
Maybe ostriches put their heads in the sand because they. I wish people were nicer to guys who eat sand.
I hate that time of day when you realize you can no longer put off those things
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You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get
You know those toy cars that can keep driving even if they’re upside down?
“Judge not,I tell people as I eat my bucket of cookie dough.
What’s up with people who wear pajamas to Walmart? Good luck findingin there.