If you ever see a dog sitting in the catbird seat, put him in the doghouse.
Dan of the Day Archive - 11/2012
11.29.2012
I was really excited about 3D printers until I found out they can’t make cheesecake.
11.28.2012
Maybe ostriches put their heads in the sand because they like to eat sand. I wish people were nicer to guys who eat sand.
11.27.2012
I hate that time of day when you realize you can no longer put off those things you really don’t want to do.
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11.20.2012
You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get a dog or something.
11.19.2012
Remember, remember the something November.
11.16.2012
You know those toy cars that can keep driving even if they’re upside down? Doesn’t work with real cars.
11.15.2012
“Judge not, lest ye be judged,” I tell people as I eat my bucket of cookie dough.
11.14.2012
What’s up with people who wear pajamas to Walmart? Good luck finding a quiet place to sleep in there.
