You want a real scare this Halloween? Swab the palm of your hand and use it to grow a microbial culture.
Dan of the Day Archive - 10/2012
10.30.2012
There’s nothing crazy about having big dreams. Unless your dream is about whales swimming in the clouds, eating giant bagel pizzas. That’s crazy.
10.29.2012
You can take the girl out of the pool full of Jello, but you can’t take the pool full of Jello out of the girl.
10.26.2012
If Barbie dolls give girls unrealistic body expectations, at least Bratz dolls let them know it’s okay to have an enormous head.
10.25.2012
They probably invented fancy names for medical specialists just because urologists didn’t want to be called pee doctors.
10.24.2012
Water polo is exactly like regular polo except it’s played in a pool, you don’t use mallets and you don’t ride horses.
10.23.2012
You can lead a gift horse to water but you can’t look him in the mouth. Horses have lots of rules.
10.22.2012
Trombone players would be more hardcore if the trombones had spikes and were gas powered and were actually chainsaws instead of trombones.
10.19.2012
When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are, nothing will happen. Nothing. That’s the last time I trust a talking cricket.
10.18.2012
Instead of business cards, why don’t we give ham to people we meet? Nothing says, “Let’s do business,” like a nice slice of ham.
