You want a real scare this Halloween? Swab the palm of your hand and use it to grow
Dan of the Day Archive - 10/2012
There’s nothing crazy about having big dreams. Unless your dream is about whales swimming in the clouds, eating giant bagel pizzas.
You can take the girl out ofbut you can’t take the pool full of Jello out of the girl.
If Barbie dolls give girls unrealistic body expectations, at least Bratz dolls let them know it’s okay to
They probably invented fancy names forjust because urologists didn’t want to be called pee doctors.
Water polo is exactly like regular polo except it’s played in a pool, you don’t use mallets and
You can lead a gift horse to water but you can’t look him in the mouth.have lots of rules.
Trombone players would be more hardcore if the trombones had spikes and were gas powered and were actuallyinstead of trombones.
upon a star, makes no difference who you are, nothing will happen. Nothing. That’s the last time I trust a talking cricket.
Instead of business cards, why don’t we give ham to people we meet? Nothing says, “Let’s do business,” like a nice