I say to my car stereo as I turn it on. Then Sam plays Black Sabbath.
Dan of the Day Archive - 9/2012
I’m starting to question the practicality of a sack of doorknobs as
If you’re burningat both ends maybe you should step into at least the 19th century and buy a light bulb.
I thinkwith a houseplant. They don’t make me angry, and I’ve never felt guilty for accidentally killing one.
Isn’t it one of the cardinalthat you have to be under 12 or over 60 to play?
We are what we thinkeat.
-Buddha Aristotle Lindlahr
When someone says,set a date and a time to meet them there but then don’t show up.
It really disturbs me when people say little babies are sweet because seriously, you should not be
I may have lost my grip on reality but I’ll never lose
but my phone was broken. Actually it was a banana. Anyway, don’t bother texting me. I just ate my phone.