do you need to become one those people who dances on the sidewalk holding a “Large Pizza $5.99” sign?
Dan of the Day Archive - 8/2012
We’re now pastof summer. So when do the hamster days of summer start?
Do Voodoo dolls really work? Becauseshould be writhing in agony by now.
Sometimes,just means, “Get out of my way.”
If Ronald McDonald can make hamburgers out of thin air, why doeshave to steal them? Just give the man a burger.
Sometimes I just want to return to the innocence of childhoodby things they couldn’t control, like their last name.
would be a lot better at waking me up if it made bacon and eggs every morning. This one just makes pancakes.
How can I tell if this isI know he smokes, but he also tried to take a bite out of my arm. Yellow light?
The Curiosity rover vaporized a Mars rock with its laser this weekend. It’s about time we showedwho’s in charge here.
You can learn about the power of love by reading a book or watching a movie, but the best source for true understanding is