Is it wrong of me to purposely flush a toilet every time I hear someonein a public restroom?
Dan of the Day Archive - 7/2012
It isn’t fair that the UK gets to host the Olympics. Didn’t they just have theWorld Cup?
Actually, the lessons of the Tortoise and the Hare are 1)are bald, and 2) people always misspell the word “hair.”
For some reason dropping pianos on people is a lotthan in real life.
Ok Mr. of the Day,
What do you do with a Whiny child?
I’m feeling weird about thatIs it made from real cats, or is that just a name?
as you are of them, except they have twice your mass, razor-sharp claws and jaws that can crush steel.
It’s ridiculous that twice a year I pay good money to try to take a napwith sharp metal objects.
My friend said I’m one of thehe knows. I said, “Who’s the most competitive, and what do I have to do to top them?”
Follow your dreams, they say, but I have no idea how to play golfwith Teddy Roosevelt and a purple chicken.