I think we should call freestyle skiing “friing.” Who’s with me?
Dan of the Day Archive - 6/2012
6.28.2012
Sometimes I can’t tell if something is actually funny or I’m just messed up in the head. Lettuce is funny, right?
To Cut, or Not to Cut?
June 27th, 2012Dear Dan,
I’ve been wanting to get my hair cut for quite a while. I know exactly what I want it to look like, and I’m sure that I would like it very much. My problem is two-fold. First, I am petrified of getting a bad haircut. Since I have a very real picture of what I want it to look like, I’m afraid that I will be easily disappointed. Second, I really enjoy being able to style my hair according to my mood. If it was shorter, I would have far fewer options. I’ve noticed that most of my friends do their hair the same way, day after day. While they look lovely much of the time, I don’t think that is something that I would enjoy. To cut, or not to cut?
Haircut-Phobic
Fruitland
6.26.2012
My new coworker doesn’t believe he needs a shiv in the office. No way this guy survives his first earnings report riot.
6.25.2012
I think that by now I’ve typed enough text from enough boxes to prove forever that I’m not a spam robot.
6.22.2012
My contribution to the Condescending Willy Wonka Meme:
6.21.2012
Whoever said “nobody wins in a shouting match” has never heard how loud I can yell.
6.20.2012
Why are doctors always saying stuff like, “This won’t hurt a bit,” and, “That should’ve been numb,” and, “Please, please stop choking me?”
6.19.2012
Apparently upcycling just means “making junk out of garbage.”
6.18.2012
Certain things in life should be kept secret. For instance, a drawer full of hamburgers.
