I think we should call“friing.” Who’s with me?
Dan of the Day Archive - 6/2012
Sometimes I can’t tell if something is actually funny or I’m justLettuce is funny, right?
I’ve been wanting to get my hair cut for quite a while. I know exactly what I want it to look like, and I’m sure that I would like it very much. My problem is two-fold. First, I am petrified of getting a bad haircut. Since I have a very real picture of what I want it to look like, I’m afraid that I will be easily disappointed. Second, I really enjoy being able to style my hair according to my mood. If it was shorter, I would have far fewer options. I’ve noticed that most of my friends do their hair the same way, day after day. While they look lovely much of the time, I don’t think that is something that I would enjoy. To cut, or not to cut?
My new coworker doesn’t believe he needs a shiv in the office. No way this guy survives his first
I think that by now I’vefrom enough boxes to prove forever that I’m not a spam robot.
My contribution to the Condescending Willy Wonka Meme:
Whoever saidin a shouting match” has never heard how loud I can yell.
Why arelike, “This won’t hurt a bit,” and, “That should’ve been numb,” and, “Please, please stop choking me?”
Apparently upcycling just means “making junk out of
Certain things in life should beFor instance, a drawer full of hamburgers.