We should name kids the same way“These are my sons, Kevin and New Kevin.”
Dan of the Day Archive - 4/2012
Simon and Garfunkel said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls. Those are someperverted prophets.
Whenever someone wishes for a better tomorrow, I just assume they want a worldas much as I do.
Never shake hands with a zebra. It’s not that they’re mean or diseased, it’s just if they have hands they’re probably
I’ll bet it was really embarrassing to bewho couldn’t grow a beard.
Did you knowmake a huge dust mess, are expensive to recharge, and your boss probably won’t think the prank was funny?
I was going saybreakup in 2000 ruined my one good Halloween joke, but apparently they’ve reunited and ruined this joke too.
What happened to all the guys named Tad? It’s as if no one with that name wasthe 80s and join us in the present.
You can tell a lot about a person bytapping their wireless, and rummaging through their garbage.
My daughter has hadunder her pillow for a week and still nothing from the Tooth Fairy. I’m not sure I believe anymore.