I tried to get my annoying coworker to leap off a tall building, but she’s hopping around the office instead. Some holiday this is.
Dan of the Day Archive - 2/2012
They say talking on the phone while driving is distracting, but I’ve found there’sat all.
Whenever I feel like calling the cops, I think, “What if someone called the cops on me?” Then I realize they probably did,and drive to Mexico.
Dear Mr. Of the Day,
I am starting to see crow’s feet by my eyes and my skin is becoming blemished and just losing that glow of youth. What products or procedures work best to reverse the signs of aging?
If you work in a match factory do people call you
People who disagree with meLet me know if you have a different opinion.
Sometimes when I’mI can’t help but think I would like them a lot more if they were a cookie.
for a long time and then miraculously healed, it would probably be upsetting to suddenly only see one of everything.
Don’t you hate it when you have a hair in your mouth, and you realize it’s growing on your tongue, and that’s gross, and
being fast and intelligent in the movies now? According to moms, zombies just sit and stare at the TV all the time.