You would think that by now everyone would’ve seen enough roadkill to know thataren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
Dan of the Day Archive - 1/2012
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I can understand why I occasionally see Alaskabut I really want to know how those cars from Hawaii drove across the Pacific.
Dear Dan of the Day,
To save money I cut my husband’s hair at home. This last time I really butchered it. What should I do?
Which Mario Kart bonus would be better for– a star or a heat-seeking turtle shell?
I never knew why my high school English teacherwe made. It’s almost as if she knew they were laced with fish medicine that would make her urine green.
I’ll bet whenkeep a journal they start every day with “Deer diary.”
It took man thousands of years to come up with modern central heating, and nowif a home has a fireplace.
The word “serendipity” sounds like “sarin dippity.” A person being dipped into a vat ofdoesn’t sound so serendipitous.
There needs to be a legal limit to the number of cars stuck behindbefore they have to pull over and find their gas pedal.