You know that thing about how– anyone have a reference for that? I’m guessing it’s in Exodus somewhere.
Dan of the Day Archive - 2012
I like this Mayan-It’s like my kids finding my wall calendar and saying, “Oh, no! The world ends December 31!”
When, sometimes it’s best to escalate straight to right hook instead.
I hope we get lots of carolers this year because I’ve been making so much
You can get gum out of hair usingOr you can plan ahead and just keep peanut butter in your hair at all times.
Lady at the truck stop was yelling mercilessly at her kid as they got out of their big rig. That was
I thought of doingfor 12/12/12, but I didn’t do anything for 11/11/11 or 10/10/10. Maybe next year.
It’s sad that in modern society we have to resort to gimmicks just toSex.
It’s cold, windy days like today that make methis morning.
Fact: If you ridelong enough, eventually you arrive in Idaho at the biggest plate of mashed potatoes in the world.