Was it named cottage cheese because of where it used to be made or where it was eaten? I need to know whether to call it factory cheese now or salad bar cheese.
Dan of the Day Archive - 12/2011
12.28.2011
Being “tired at work” takes on a whole new tragic meaning when you work in a tire warehouse.
Two New T-Shirts Available
December 23rd, 2011Graphic design by my lovely sister-in-law. As always, available in a wide array of colors and styles. Buy yours here.
Let everyone know your true feelings on mullets! Pick one up here.
Daily thoughts may get a little less daily over the next week due to the holidays. Cheers!
-Dan
12.22.2011
What’s up with dogs wearing sweaters? If anything, they should wear a pair of pants and a diaper.
12.21.2011
“Take baby steps.” Oh, so stumble forward like a drunk and fall on my face? Thanks for the advice.
12.20.2011
Sometimes people call me pea-brained, which seems like a really bad insult because I don’t think peas even have brains.
12.16.2011
“Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.” Forget you. If I’m going to jail already, I might as well swipe $200 on my way there.
12.15.2011
To everyone who says I don’t know anything about Christmas cheer, how about this one? Santa, Santa, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, no one can!
12.14.2011
What’s up with hangman? You start with a gallows and lose after you add all the body parts. Pretty sure he died from being cut up, not hanging.
12.13.2011
I used to think It’s a Small World was about Pluto, but I guess it’s a small trans-Neptunian dwarf world after all.