On a scale of 1-10, I think most people would be a 10. I mean, I don’t know anyone who weighs less than 10. Maybe
Dan of the Day Archive - 11/2011
Newlywed reaction toOoh, cozy! Later marriage reaction: I’m getting an elbow to the face in my sleep tonight!
If my name was Joe, I’d go by Sloppy Joe, even though I’m not sloppy. If people asked me why, I’d say, “It’s better than Choppy Joe!” and
English has silent letters, like silent e or k, but what it really needs is a silent i
Do you remember how wetlands and rain forests used to be called swamps and jungles? I guess no one’s going to donate to
Am I the only one whomarks are overrated.
I used to hate red lights but with Facebook and Twitter on my phone now I can use the time to tell everyone else how much
My life is like a Mexican soap opera. Not because of drama or plot twists, but because most of the time
Whoever said a rolling stone gathers no moss didn’t know much about
You ever go to a garage sale and find out they aren’t even sellingMan, I hate that kind of garage sale.