Nice 26.2 sticker. I’m sure you run marathons, but judging bythat’s also your IQ.
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“Fight fire with fire” is just advice fromAnd according to my attorney, it’s also something called “arson.”
I think Willy Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drink taught us all a valuable lesson:and it can save your life.
If I had a talk show, I wouldThen we’ll kidnap Jane Goodall, and at last I will be the chimpanzee lady!
Wolves get a bad rap from fairy tales. Real wolves would never
If there was never a guy named Phil Harmonic, then who started all
used to be called jogging? People didn’t change what they were doing, but now it sounds faster.
When people say they have more of something “than you can shake a stick at,” I think they are grossly underestimating my
will have bumper stickers too. They’ll just say stuff like, “Save a life – watch for jetpackers.”
When someone says they’re going to take you to the woodshed,You’ll need it if you’re going to help chop wood.