Halloween is evil because it just teaches kids that
Dan of the Day Archive - 10/2011
I always imagine twins in the womb are like a slow-motion version ofGood thing you can press their heads back on.
If people respawned somewhere else a few seconds after they die, just like in video games,in real life.
I’ve been driving for hours and these GPS directions make no sense. Oh Garmin,
Unless it’s a sleeping contest.
Something about the wayand bun are held in the hand always makes me want to throw them like a football.
Life is likeSomeone ate all the good ones, and the rest have bites taken out of them.
It’s not only Bruce Banner –if you just make them call a voice-activated phone menu.
There is no easy way to discretely signal to someone across the room that
Sure we could replace war withBut it would escalate to paint grenades, paint bombs, weapons of mass paint. I don’t want to live in a world where my kids have to worry about what color they will be in the morning.