Be sure tosong: “A-B-C-D, have you any wool? How I wonder what you are.”
Dan of the Day Archive - 9/2011
It’s funny that this Windex says, “Do not ingest,” because it looks like punch andand what was I just talking about?
They saybut if I’d done that I’d still be a nobody instead of a ninja assassin gold medalist billionaire.
It’s okay to make fun of homeschoolers becauseto realize you’re insulting them.
Ever notice how theare almost always the type who have had way too much sun already?
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”
The other day I saw a Dodge Grand Caravan Sport. Unless it has a jet engine, I just don’t see howcould ever be sporty.
I’ll bet sucker factory workersand then pretending they were pointing at candy behind them.
It’s a good thing baby oil isn’t made from real babies, because then people would think I was
I’ll bet the best part of being a Supreme Court Justice is when someone asks,you have a pretty good answer.