Now that phone booths are all gone,supposed to change into his cape? Pretty sure there isn’t an app for that.
Dan of the Day Archive - 8/2011
“Power line” isfor something so wimpy. If they’re so powerful, why does my electricity keep going out?
Anyone who stereotypes
“Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”
Every time I peel potatoes, I cut my fingertips. I use a potato peeler (as opposed to a knife), and I’ve even tried a few different kinds. Nothing helps. Tonight I cut my pinkie bad enough to need a band aid. And it still hurts. How do I peel potatoes without peeling my fingertips too? Cause nobody wants to eat that.
Blood Loss in Boise
If you follow the idiom,you should never put your money in a bank. Unless it’s a mouth bank.
I’ll bet tigers never have to
“Rules were made to be broken.” Yeah, well so were bones,and do what I tell you.
Note to self:as a man than as a child. Also, buy new light fixture.
Moroccan, Apple, Pilot Inspektor, Kah-el. I prefer biblical names, like Maher-shalal-hash-baz.