Now that phone booths are all gone, where is Superman supposed to change into his cape? Pretty sure there isn’t an app for that.
Dan of the Day Archive - 8/2011
8.30.2011
“Power line” is a pretty awesome name for something so wimpy. If they’re so powerful, why does my electricity keep going out?
8.29.2011
Anyone who stereotypes is a jerk.
Funny Quote of the Week
“Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”
-Steven Wright
Peeling Potatoes
August 27th, 2011Dear Dan,
Every time I peel potatoes, I cut my fingertips. I use a potato peeler (as opposed to a knife), and I’ve even tried a few different kinds. Nothing helps. Tonight I cut my pinkie bad enough to need a band aid. And it still hurts. How do I peel potatoes without peeling my fingertips too? Cause nobody wants to eat that.Sincerely,
Blood Loss in Boise
8.26.2011
If you follow the idiom, “Put your money where your mouth is,” you should never put your money in a bank. Unless it’s a mouth bank.
8.25.2011
I’ll bet tigers never have to tip the pizza delivery guy.
8.24.2011
“Rules were made to be broken.” Yeah, well so were bones, so shut up and do what I tell you.
8.23.2011
Note to self: cartwheels take way more room as a man than as a child. Also, buy new light fixture.
8.22.2011
Celebrities give their kids weird names: Moroccan, Apple, Pilot Inspektor, Kah-el. I prefer biblical names, like Maher-shalal-hash-baz.
