When I was a kid, I wanted to live on clouds. Now that I’m not so naive, I know that would quadruple my odds of
Dan of the Day Archive - 7/2011
call it a “sto-ma-cha-ché.” No one will know what you’re talking about, but you’ll feel more exotic.
Dorothy went back to Kansas by clicking her heels and repeating,I guess she’d never been to Nebraska.
but every once in a while I like to pull out the old typewriter for a bit of nostalgia as I write my ransom notes.
Anyone who says it’shas clearly never been in a police lineup.
“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”
When I’m in my car behind someone who’s painfully slow, I can’t help but think that this golf course
or, for comparison, at least 5 runway models.
In my experience,are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I am right.
The zoning board denied my request to build a huge tower in my yard. Apparentlymy neighbors” isn’t good enough justification.