Prediction: WWIII will be started accidentally by missile silo workers hazing the new guy with an authentic atomic wedgie.
Dan of the Day Archive - 5/2011
Funny Quote of the Week
“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.”
-Sam Levenson
5.27.2011
Why is it that every 6 months I get the urge to write a Dan of the Day about dentists?
5.26.2011
Get off your high horse. Now get on your small horse and do some tricks, you circus freak.
5.25.2011
‘Tis better to have loved and lost than to have dropped your ice cream in the dirt, because there is no saving that ice cream.
5.23.2011
I keep these items in my car for legitimate reasons: baseball bat – playing ball, knife – dicing vegetables, axe – lumberjacking, gun – shooting people.
Funny Quote of the Week
“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
-Groucho Marx
5.20.2011
Stop complaining about the rain. “OH NO! The liquid necessary to sustain all known forms of life is FALLING FROM THE SKY!”
5.19.2011
Wax museums are so boring! I thought they would be full of crayons and candles and interesting stuff like that.
5.18.2011
New details emerge on bin Laden raid: “When he died, his feet curled up on themselves.” Pentagon still unsure what to do with ruby slippers.
