In honor of today’s royal wedding, let’s all set aside politics and take time once again to make fun of
Dan of the Day Archive - 4/2011
sends electrical signals to tell your muscles to move, but if that doesn’t get you out of my way, this cattle prod will.
If someone askssay France. If they don’t laugh, whisper, “But I’m sympathetic to the Resistance,” and give a thumbs up.
Ever get the feeling you’re being watched, and you see eyes in the bushes, so I say,but you don’t believe me?
So is Triangle Man really that tough, or areand Person Man just weaklings?
Now I understand why mobsters threaten to give people cement shoes – these things are
Eggplant parmegiana: proof thatif you bread it, fry it, and drench it in a good sauce.
There’s a special place in hell reserved for
The office dementors have been trying to suck my soul out of my face today. Good thing I have this drawer full of
Why do they always say there are two schools of thought? What are they doing in