In honor of today’s royal wedding, let’s all set aside politics and take time once again to make fun of those palace guards with the funny hats.
Dan of the Day Archive - 4/2011
4.28.2011
The brain sends electrical signals to tell your muscles to move, but if that doesn’t get you out of my way, this cattle prod will.
4.27.2011
If someone asks your occupation, say France. If they don’t laugh, whisper, “But I’m sympathetic to the Resistance,” and give a thumbs up.
4.26.2011
Ever get the feeling you’re being watched, and you see eyes in the bushes, so I say, “Help, I fell into this bush!” but you don’t believe me?
4.25.2011
So is Triangle Man really that tough, or are Particle Man and Person Man just weaklings?
4.22.2011
Now I understand why mobsters threaten to give people cement shoes – these things are just not functional.
4.20.2011
Eggplant parmegiana: proof that almost anything can taste good if you bread it, fry it, and drench it in a good sauce.
4.19.2011
There’s a special place in hell reserved for bad travel agents.
4.18.2011
The office dementors have been trying to suck my soul out of my face today. Good thing I have this drawer full of chocolate.
4.15.2011
Why do they always say there are two schools of thought? What are they doing in all the other schools?
