For every action, there is anreaction, especially if the first action is punching someone in the face.
Dan of the Day Archive - 3/2011
Theonly had one sequel.
Instead of “regards” or “cheers,” end your messages with
You know what’s a blast? Landmine
It takesQuit being so lazy.
Don’t take suggestions from sick people –
Carpools were a lot more interesting when I thought they involved
Volcanologists: You’re wasting your time. Every fourth-grader knows volcanic eruptions are caused
I wonder if people with gold teeth are tempted towhen inflation is really high.
Whichis better – a royal flush, or a royal pain?