Bad guys are always saying, “We have ways of making you talk.” I’m usually more interested in
Dan of the Day Archive - 2/2011
Why is itbut not out of your eyes? Come on people, use a tissue!
There are certain things you should never seteven if you think it’s not hot. Officially adding cats to that list.
Note to self: Come up with plan to hideAlso, find a less-public place to write down notes to self.
I learned fromthat the best way to solve an argument is to throw fireballs, but jumping on a person’s head works too.
There’s nothing wrong with your cheery disposition in the morning that can’t be cured by
In reality, the corporateis missing a bunch of rungs, and those people at the top just rode the ski lift.
I don’tfrom Creepy King, Pennywise or Icecreamconehead. I get mine from Pippi Longstocking, because square meat tastes better.
After a failed career in pro fighting, the Karate Kid alternated jobs as aand fence painter.