The universe is constantly expanding. Who areto argue?
Dan of the Day Archive - 1/2011 - page 2
Your odds ofby mistake are proportional to both the distribution list size and the outrageousness of your reply.
If dodgeball taught me anything, it’s thatas long as they’re on the other team.
They say you shouldn’t throw rice at weddings, but it’s so much cheaper than
I nominated myself for a Shorty Award under the category “humble.” Read my interview and nominate (vote for) me here.
I keep apicture on my wall so if I’m ever having a bad day I’ll see it and remember to laugh at stupid people.
Try not to soundAdd an exclamation mark and some enthusiasm! Meh!
Forget deer, I swear some people driving cars wait for oncoming headlights to