It wasso I called animal control. Turns out a tornado hit the local pound.
Dan of the Day Archive - 1/2011
Why did we have to calla tyrant? Dude was just hungry.
Will anyone answer this rhetorical
Just found out ASAP does not stand forWho knew?
Remember how a stink bomb would clear the room instantly in grade school? They’re also perfect for
Pregnant pause: The silence that follows when a woman who is not expecting is
There’s a time and a place for everything, which gives me hope that someday, somehow I will drive a tank through afactory.
Let’s be honest: The “warm fuzzies” everyone talks about are
Brett Favrefrom the NFL today. In other news, he also signed with the Titans, retired again and signed with the 49ers.
If you ever meet a man without feet,Then you can tell your friends you know a guy with no feet but three hands.