It was raining cats and dogs, so I called animal control. Turns out a tornado hit the local pound.
Dan of the Day Archive - 1/2011
1.26.2011
Why did we have to call T-Rex a tyrant? Dude was just hungry.
1.25.2011
Will anyone answer this rhetorical question?
1.24.2011
Just found out ASAP does not stand for As Soon As Pigs. Who knew?
1.21.2011
Remember how a stink bomb would clear the room instantly in grade school? They’re also perfect for boring business meetings.
1.20.2011
Pregnant pause: The silence that follows when a woman who is not expecting is asked about her pregnancy.
1.19.2011
There’s a time and a place for everything, which gives me hope that someday, somehow I will drive a tank through a bubble wrap factory.
1.18.2011
Let’s be honest: The “warm fuzzies” everyone talks about are really just Tribbles.
1.17.2011
Brett Favre officially retired from the NFL today. In other news, he also signed with the Titans, retired again and signed with the 49ers.
1.14.2011
If you ever meet a man without feet, lend him a hand. Then you can tell your friends you know a guy with no feet but three hands.
