Was it named cottage cheese because of where it used to be made orI need to know whether to call it factory cheese now or salad bar cheese.
Dan of the Day Archive - 2011
Beingtakes on a whole new tragic meaning when you work in a tire warehouse.
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Let everyone know your true feelings on mullets! Pick one up here.
Daily thoughts may get a little less daily over the next week due to the holidays. Cheers!
What’s up with dogs wearing sweaters? If anything, they should wear a pair of pants
Oh, so stumble forward like a drunk and fall on my face? Thanks for the advice.
Sometimes people call me pea-brained, which seems like a really bad insult because I don’t think peas
“Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.” Forget you. If I’mI might as well swipe $200 on my way there.
To everyone who says Ihow about this one? Santa, Santa, he’s our man. If he can’t do it, no one can!
What’s upYou start with a gallows and lose after you add all the body parts. Pretty sure he died from being cut up, not hanging.
I used to thinkwas about Pluto, but I guess it’s a small trans-Neptunian dwarf world after all.