I will be forever grateful to the scientists who discovered a cure for disco fever.
Dan of the Day Archive - 12/2010
12.20.2010
You can call slugs whatever you want, but to me they will always be homeless snails.
Get the Slugs Are Just Homeless Snails t-shirt!
12.17.2010
“Bull crap!” I told the old rancher. “Nope,” he replied, “This here’s steer manure.”
12.16.2010
Cut them to death, hang stuff on their limbs, put them in your front rooms as undead totems and call them Tannenbaum.
12.15.2010
Honk if you like to annoy people!
12.14.2010
My wife said my website needs more pictures, so here’s a photo of animal abuse!
12.13.2010
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Or be surprised when their neighbors watch them get dressed.
12.10.2010
Insects outnumber people a billion to one, but they still don’t know how to make cheesecake.
12.9.2010
Many people don’t know what to do at a 4-way stop, so let me explain: 1)Come to a complete stop. 2)Let me go through first.
12.8.2010
Apparently there is a difference between opticians and obstetricians. That was the most awkward eyeglass fitting of all time.