I will be forever grateful to the scientists who discovered a cure for
Dan of the Day Archive - 12/2010
You can call slugs whatever you want, but to me they will always be homeless
“BullI told the old rancher. “Nope,” he replied, “This here’s steer manure.”
Cut them to death, hang stuff on their limbs, put them in your front rooms as undead totems and
if you like to annoy people!
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Or be surprised when their neighbors watch them
outnumber people a billion to one, but they still don’t know how to make cheesecake.
Many peopleso let me explain: 1)Come to a complete stop. 2)Let me go through first.
Apparently there is a difference betweenand obstetricians. That was the most awkward eyeglass fitting of all time.