Dan of the Day Archive - 11/2010 - page 2

I was so preoccupied with whether or not I could, I didn’t stop to think if I should. And yes, I can eat two big bags of Cheetos.

I always thought the phrase was “know it like the back of my head.” I guess people don’t stare at photos of their own hair as much as I do.

Shave your head and walk backwards?