I bought something called “tampons” because I want to feelThese instructions make no sense.
Dan of the Day Archive - 11/2010 - page 2
I was so preoccupied with whether or not I could,And yes, I can eat two big bags of Cheetos.
I always thought the phrase was “know itI guess people don’t stare at photos of their own hair as much as I do.
Yesterday I voted my conscience. That’s right – I wrote infor every office.
If I had any idea what “overdrawn” meant, I would
but that’s because everyone was averting their eyes.