Did you know that the blood in the shower scene from Psycho is actually chocolate syrup? That chick had chocolate blood!
Dan of the Day Archive - 11/2010
11.29.2010
I dyed myself purple and stayed in the bathtub all week. My life-long dream of being one of the California Raisins is finally coming true!
11.24.2010
The Bluetooth headset – finally an invention that allows me to talk to myself in public without appearing insane.
11.23.2010
I love the phrase “at your earliest convenience.” That means I will never ever have to do it.
11.19.2010
I created a martial art that mixes Ninjutsu, Kendo, Kung Fu, Jiu-Jitsu, Nihontodo, and Sanchin-Ryu. I call it Nintendo Fujitsu Nissan.
11.18.2010
I’m sick and tired of having everything in my home emptied into a garbage truck every week! Maybe I should move out of this dumpster.
11.17.2010
I went to the zoo to see if we really are related to monkeys, and one of them threw poo at me. That’s my cousin, alright.
11.16.2010
So relieved to find out the “black ops” people have been talking to me about is just a video game. I was worried my cover had been blown.
11.15.2010
I never understood that “She’s Always a Woman to Me” song. It’s like Billy Joel was dating a man but was in denial.
11.9.2010
My doctor suggested I play sports for exercise. Man, does bowling get my heart rate going.
