Did you know that the blood in theis actually chocolate syrup? That chick had chocolate blood!
Dan of the Day Archive - 11/2010
I dyed myself purple and stayed in the bathtub all week. My life-long dream of being one ofis finally coming true!
The– finally an invention that allows me to talk to myself in public without appearing insane.
I love the phrase “at your earliestThat means I will never ever have to do it.
I created a martial art that mixes Ninjutsu, Kendo, Kung Fu, Jiu-Jitsu, Nihontodo, and Sanchin-Ryu. I call itFujitsu Nissan.
I’m sick and tired of having everything in my home emptiedevery week! Maybe I should move out of this dumpster.
I went to the zoo to see if we really are related to monkeys, and one of them threw poo at me.alright.
So relieved to find out the “black ops” people have been talking to me about is just a video game. I was worriedhad been blown.
I never understood thatsong. It’s like Billy Joel was dating a man but was in denial.
My doctor suggested I play sports for exercise. Man, does